Santa Claus Was A Mushroom Drug Dealer Who Drank Shroom Laced Pee....It's TRUE.

The story of Santa and his big bag of gifts was really about how Shaman from past times used to sell, trade, and sometimes give away mushrooms. These mushrooms were not ordinary and were said to put anyone who consumed them in direct contact with God. These "magic" mushrooms grow almost exclusively under Christmas trees. These mushrooms are the real present under the tree. The mushroom is red and white in color and this is where Santa Claus gets his colors from. 

This hidden message about these "magic" mushrooms was subliminally put into the 1980's video game Super Mario Bros. In the video game Mario starts off as a tiny plumber, one of the dirtiest jobs in the world. Then he consumes a Amanita Muscaria red and white mushroom and he becomes larger, meaning his perspective is higher. The message of these mushrooms and their relation to Santa Claus, Christmas, Easter, and even pop culture and video games is everywhere.